Overheard at the Scottsdale Waterfront

Sometime late last week Norm and I had visited the new Scottsdale Waterfront shopping center.   (The water is the man-made Arizona Canal.)   We saw old friend who is working there as a valet/greeter and he told us this funny joke.

Too little green peas were crossing the road but they get hit by a big truck.   They are rushed to the hospital where one little green pea dies from his injuries.   The other little green pea also sustained injuries and the doctor comes in to give him a report on his condition.   The doctor says, “I have good news and bad news, which do you want first?” “Give me the good news,” replies the little green pea.   “The good news is that you will survive your injuries.”   Then the little green pea says, “Great, so what’s the bad news?”   The doctor replies, “you’ll be a vegetable for the rest of your life.”