There’s a Pill for That

Going down the pharmacy isles you see bottles of pills for any and everything.   Watching TV you see commercials for pills for any and everything.   Got a headache?   Take Excedrin.   Got acne?   Try Acneticin.   Need help losing weight?   There’s a pill for that too.   So I’m wondering, when are they going to invent a pill to solve our out-of-control government problems?