I WAS in the mood for chili…

A young cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in Prescott, AZ.

He sits at the counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded staring blankly at a full bowl of chili.

After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young cowboy bravely asks the old cowpoke,

“If you ain’t gonna eat that, mind if I do?”

The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and in his best cowboy manner says, “Nah, go ahead.”

Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to his place and starts spooning it in with delight.

He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead mouse in the chili.

The sight was shocking and he immediately pukes up the chili into the bowl.

The old cowboy quietly says, “Yep, that’s as far as I got, too.”

You can thank my friend Colin for that one.


  1. Pastor Jack
    Jan 26, 2006

    I’ll never see a bowl of chili the same again!

  2. Teem
    Jan 27, 2006

    That’s funny in a disgusting sort of way.

  3. 4girls4me
    Jan 28, 2006


  4. Colin
    Feb 4, 2006

    Being a retired deputy sheriff, who with fellow deputies relieved a lot of stress with sick humor, I loved this one…