I WAS in the mood for chili…
A young cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in Prescott, AZ.
He sits at the counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded staring blankly at a full bowl of chili.
After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young cowboy bravely asks the old cowpoke,
“If you ain’t gonna eat that, mind if I do?”
The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and in his best cowboy manner says, “Nah, go ahead.”
Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to his place and starts spooning it in with delight.
He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead mouse in the chili.
The sight was shocking and he immediately pukes up the chili into the bowl.
The old cowboy quietly says, “Yep, that’s as far as I got, too.”
You can thank my friend Colin for that one.
January 26th, 2006 at 7:03 am
I’ll never see a bowl of chili the same again!
January 27th, 2006 at 9:23 pm
That’s funny in a disgusting sort of way.
January 28th, 2006 at 2:57 am
nasty
February 4th, 2006 at 7:02 pm
Being a retired deputy sheriff, who with fellow deputies relieved a lot of stress with sick humor, I loved this one…