Getting to Know Me

At the request of the March Hare from The Mad Tea Party I have answered the following questions.

Five things I plan to do before I die:
Pass on my vast wisdom to my nieces.
Visit the Grand Canyon.
Go stargazing in the desert.
Find someone to make all the inventions I dream up.
Learn PHP programming.

Five things I can do:
Design a web site.
Learn a new computer program without opening a book.
Run a computer help desk from my home. (This one I have been forced to do because of family members and friends who can’t remember how to do things on their computers and the friends they send my way. Maybe I should start charging for this so I can get out of debt faster.)
Grocery shop online.
I can shock people with my peculiar sense of humor.

Five things I cannot do:
Play a musical instrument.
Wash dishes.
Jump rope.
Eat raw fish.

Five things that attract me to the opposite sex:
A dry sense of humor.
Someone who likes my sense of humor.
I’m not sure why I should answer these questions because I have my Norm and I’m not looking anymore.

Five things I say most often:
Cooley wooley.
Could you pick that up off the floor for me?
I love you, Normie.
What’s for dinner?
Thank you God.

Five celebrity crushes: (personal note: I find the characters these men play attractive but only from a distance. If I could figure out what makes them attractive to me I could probably answer the question above that I could not answer.)
Nathaniel Parker — Inspector Thomas Lynley of The Inspector Lynley Mysteries on PBS
Sean Connery — Bond, James Bond
Anthony LaPaglia — Jack Malone on Without a Trace
Chris Noth — Detective Mike Logan on Law & Order
Patrick Stewart — Captain Jean-Luc Picard of Star Trek: The Next Generation

Five people I want to do this:
The Songstress of News from the Great Beyond
SarahK of Mountaineer Musings
Ambra of
Pat of Pat’s Pond
Vanda of Thinking Out Loud

1 Comment

  1. NormB
    Sep 25, 2005

    It’s nice to be included…..that’s all I really need to be a success.