I Didn’t Know He Was The Sheriff

Last Friday I went to Scottsdale Fashion Square to get my hair cut.   Generally Norm drops me off just before my appointment and then I call him when I’m finished and we meet outside the mall.   He doesn’t like malls.   However, things were different this Friday and Norm accompanied me into the mall.   I went to my hair appointment at the salon and he went off to do an errand on the other side of the mall.   We agreed to meet after my appointment at the salon.

About an hour into my appointment Norm showed up at the reception desk at the salon.   I was in the back so I didn’t know what’s going on, but here’s what happened: he went up to the front desk and said, “I’m here for my prisoner.”   Everyone at the front desk of course gave him a strange look, so he added, “my prisoner of love.”   Yes, that’s what he said!   LOL